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in search of endless summer.

mary. 25. simultaneously trying to grow up and never grow up. and failing at both.

Once Mary and I were driving two hours to a wedding and we got stuck in traffic

andkatesays:

so we decided to play “Would You Rather” but instead of doing really gross and disgusting WYRs we decided to do hilarious and ridiculous ones

and the best one we came up with was:

Would you rather have a little arm the grew straight out of your stomach and would knock everything over the way a cat does, OR a mouth on your forehead that gave advice and/or criticized everything you did in the voice of Fran Drescher?

this is the truth, and i think i’ve got to go fran drescher mouth. 

link 6 24/04/2014 — 4 months ago

andkatesays:

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, guys. Round up your friends for a pint of Guinness.

link 3 17/03/2014 — 5 months ago

Inspired by a post that Chiara did, here are the subject lines from the emails that Mary and I sent to each other during 2013. Unsurprisingly, we love all caps.

andkatesays:

  • i havent done a THING all morning but read about the olympics
  • MARYYYYYYYYYYYY
  • go listen to this
  • OH MY GOD AND THIS
  • GREAT COMIC
  • NEW BEY
  • SAD PONY
  • WHY ARE YOU NOT ON GCHAT I JUST FOUND OUR PERFECT APOCALYPSE WARDROBE
  • I know it’s not the Large Hadron Collider
  • when are you getting to work. i miss you
  • muzak
  • Internet
  • we’ll never be this cool
  • just thought you should see this
  • happy friday links
  • Guess what day it is! GUESS WHAT DAY. IT. IS.
  • Tuesday Link Dump
  • I DON’T KNOW WHY YOURE NOT ON GCHAT RIGHT NOW
  • I HATE THAT YOU ARE NEVER ON GCHAT ANYMORE
  • LOOK AT THIS IMMEDIATELY
  • where are you this shit is funny
  • imagine this coming out of your stomach
  • true life, we are at friendship wedding
  • I CAN’T WAIT
  • ADDITIONALLY
  • PEP TALK
  • whas yo name, delicate?
  • i love you and the internet
  • including but not limited to: alpha females, little lies, british problems, poetry, and penguins!
  • EVERY PAHTY HAS A POOPAH THAT’S WHY WE INVITED YOU GEORGE BAHHNKS
  • KAZOOOSS
  • when your gold runs out, what the fuck you gonna do? damn it feels good to be a Lannister.

this is what a hetero life mate looks like

link 4 23/01/2014 — 7 months ago

In this mysteriously leaked DVD commentary for Season 4 of “Game Of Thrones,” author George R.R. Martin drops some MASSIVE plot bombshells. You’ve been warned. [x]

(Source: mhysas, via wasarahbi)

link 122870 08/09/2013 — 11 months ago